May 2012
masterassassino:
Fandoms are a lot like English teachers, they read into the story so much that they come up with logical things that the writer never even realised.
how to kiss →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
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teddypup:
YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY 17
DANCING QUEEN, FEEL THE BEAT
OF THE TAMBOURINE OOH YEAAAAH
I am proud to have never inserted a vegetable into...
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faguccino:
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but here’s my number
so call me maybe
cumberbunches-of-oats:
its okay that all my friends have boyfriends because i still have more followers than them
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rudeandnothipster:
I hereby proclaim that this era of men’s fashion shall be forever known as “Brococo.”
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neyruto:
how about a kitten apocalypse where everyone gets bitten by kittens and turns into kittens lets have one of those
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officialsalad:
i like reading people’s FAQs
they’re trying to be extra intimidating and then end it with a compliment and it just ends up like
Q: how old are you? A: 14, STOP ASKING.
Q: are you single? A: yes, but NOT INTERESTED.
Q: would you ever date a girl? A: NO.
Q: you’re pretty A: Thanks sooooo much but I get so many of these I couldn’t possibly answer them all:)(:
dynamic-punch:
when i try to draw feet
londie:
Alright so I posted a picture of myself a year or so ago where I drew Totoro beside me and added a cheap filter to it. I didn’t really expect any notes because it was kind of shoddily done.
It got around 900 and then died out. It was dead.
But then people started reposting it in the Totoro tag and I realized my image had been posted on weheartit.com and that there were likely many...
kiiitten:
macmilker:
ghettogang:
shavingryansprivates:
how to paint a squirrel
wHAT
WHAT EVEN
what???
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h0odrich:
i think people in the 90s were so in shape bc they had to lift a 50 pound cell phone all the time
my-wifi-is-organic:
motherhonker:
DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE
Sometimes I realize it while standing.
wvnderbar:
when i find myself with loads of homework
mother mary comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
“watch tv”